Professional cyclist and seven-time winner of the Tour de France
Position:
Con to the question "Should performance enhancing drugs (such as steroids) be accepted in sports?"
Reasoning:
"I would never beat my wife, and I never took performance-enhancing drugs."
Transcript from arbitration hearing in the case Lance Armstrong vs. SCA Promotions, Inc., quoted in "Allegations Trail Armstrong Into Another Stage," Los Angeles Times, July 9, 2006